There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
The fruit of the tree of knowledge… Has fully ripened In the form of the internet Which looms large With the promise of looming catast…
A movement can only cohere around a shared wish and the left sticks together by collectively wishing that Jews deserve what they get
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning
The devil is ingenious: Since our minds are inside the min… The devil has designs on us Uploading our minds to the cloud– i.e. To hell–
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
When I stand before this world I’m afraid to say What I have to ask you About my desire: “Is that too much to ask?”
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring