Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it

The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

I want what you want so I want a cow

We like to think That the solution to our problems Is coming together As one human family When this whole time

Apocalypse now in the eternal now

AI is A nobody And I am Nobody’s fool

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking