It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest

The heart is a pump That never stops Caring Artificial Intelligence is possib… But machines will never care

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

I can forgive myself anything exce… All of my contingency planning Was contingent upon Sending a contingent of negotiator…