None of us can see further than our own noses but Pinocchio can see further than the rest of us
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously
We’re always free to serve ourselves– Liberation is the process of freely choosing to serve others
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
For the longest time we were convinced there’s something they’re not tell… But now that they’ve finally told… we can’t stop asking
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques