We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves