The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…
All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times
We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
The two-week lockdown To bend the curve Turned into a year-and-a-half That bent our minds When