When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

In the beginning There is a darkness in which All you can see are the others But then you have time To find God

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet