The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell
Capitalists and Socialists Have two things in common: Neither of them wants socialism And they both want control and pow… Capitalists want to make lots of m…
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction
Our two choices are The fear of God Or the fear of death And since we gain wisdom through t… Then we must have the faith not to…
It’s not for me to judge What is it? Me And I’ve gotta be me So, free will consists of
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go