The intelligentsia’s job used to b… Biting the invisible hand that fee… And because they couldn’t see it a… They established the surveillance… To locate it everywhere

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

When you first arrive in hell they… Get comfortable, you’re going to b… Which is exactly how they hold on…

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

A leader attracts a following The following attracts a crowd The crowd mobs the leader The leader forms a mob The mob goes mental

Obscene Is an institution with a 50.7 bill… Coveting an additional 686 million… To cover two-thirds of its researc… Because the truth is

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes