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100% of success is showing up on time

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

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If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do

If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich

I may look like a tall glass of water but be– ware, I’m half empty

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation

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