I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends

I used to stand on the moral high ground to look myself in the eye but now that I’ve plucked it out and thrown it away

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing