There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double
It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success
It was only once I became Observant That I became Observant
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
We’ve gone from Man’s Search for Meaning To Cyborgs’ search for attention Man’s search for meaning is self-s…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
While others await the second coming my own second shortcoming (the first– keeping the peace
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
