The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Materialism’s biggest assumption Is that death has the last word Which is why In their fear of death Materialists never let anyone else…

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

God is omniscient And He knows we can do great thin… Sharing that knowledge with us In the form of our desire God is omnipotent

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

When it happens We can’t help but ask What is déjà vu? Since déjà vu destabilizes all of… Which boil down to

The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try

Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

It’s counterintuitive but refusing to make hard choices only to see them made on your beha… by the loudest voices still counts as being hoisted by y…