Love your enemy but do continue to hate your rival factions
After you’ve uploaded everything t… and run the lot of it through the… be sure to recycle, but keep a lit… perhaps in a locket around your ne… or, if you go in for irony,
If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound
The difference between poisonous snakes and venomous human beings is that when the snake bites you and explains
Just as birds regurgitate to feed their young human beings have culture
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
It didn’t matter that I’d been scrupulously carbon neutral; my interlocutors persisted until I realized that the desire to make… had left a vast carbon footprint o…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
When I filter my selfie it becomes a safie
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers
