In an earthly alternative to astro… We each get our own distinct Tree… And mine is a Pacific silver fir Another word for which is Amabilis

All forms of certainty are mutations of knowing that you must die which is why the true believer is always the most likely

Because a man is only as good as h… you’ll know he means what he says when you see him do it But on social media a man is only his words

I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me

Now that I’m wearing a mask I find myself telling strangers everything

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

There’s always an excuse So, there’s never an excuse For running out of excuses

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Because man is condemned to freedo… his freedom has no exchange value Still, every man has his price since he is always free to sell his soul to the devil

The difference between being hungr… And being power hungry Is that hunger can be satisfied This is because God is

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…

I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort