Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
We all need to belong somewhere So, we formed online communities And found ourselves belonging nowh… Where once A multitude of One
