We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

We call the end of sex the little… And the idea of casual sex Is as absurd as casual death

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

Yes Life is a pain But it is a labor pain

It’s not that I’ve often taken leave of my senses but that I can never take a hint

The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…

If you can get what you want you’re selling yourself short

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go