The phrase A woman’s intuition Tells us that a woman Is more intuitive Than a man
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to
The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare
Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power
Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth
I thought I’d flown the co-op by living off the grid And yet I’m still a chicken only now I’m on the skids So I’ve up and joined a commune
I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start
When my father-in-law dusted the cobwebs off our front p… they were back within the week It is hard to feel sorry for a spe… that has negligible capacities for…
Mating For Life Saved My
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else
When you move fast and break thing… broken things can’t move dividing us into those who can’t move and those who are unmoved
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death