I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
Why would they still offer A penny for our thoughts When they can buy in bulk
Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…
My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so
The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea
It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…
People think artists are painting, dancing, writing, or… when really they’re all whistling past the graveyard
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
