Over the course of life I’ve never managed to finish anyth… but for always completing my course of antibiotics
I was always being reassured that I was in the circle of trust but kept in the dark as to my place in it
The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria
Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble
I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk
I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
