People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
Denial was a lot easier when your head was in the clouds but your memories were stored on microfiche
There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…
There is only one way to claim moral authority: Convincing others that they are the authority in their own life And based on exhaustive research
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable
Coffee is for the middle-aged; we need both to shit and get shit done
In order to survive, the out-group must make a constant study of the in-gr… and adapt to its evolving aggressi… The latest lesson is that,
If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…
