Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants
Never answer a yes or no question. Answer the question that you wish had been asked of you: “Ms. Magill, I’m gonna give you one more opportunity for the world to see your answer. Does...
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
Rare earth metals aren’t actually rare They take their name from the rare earth mettle of ardor, courage, and stamina
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology