The only way to know you’re not paranoid is to stay connected at all times so you can rest assured
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…
When things were easy going it was easy to believe you were on the up and up But when the going got tough suddenly you were going
Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…
If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards
It is said that It is impossible to define God But this is just because Real power is the opposite of obsc… Nobody knows it when they see it
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle
Beware the self-loathing salesman who loves what he does– If you buy what he’s selling then you bought it because you broke it
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
I’m neither handy nor a dandy but my wife still finds me handy d…
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
