In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
It’s said you become what you hate; I hate losing things
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel
Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
Breathe in not out
I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed
Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…