God knows that the only thing you can give the man who has everything is another chance

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The people pleaser’s greatest mist… is believing that if you always walk the line you will never have to

In the 2020 reboot Bugs Bunny’s persona has shifted from invulnerable trickster to pseudo-empathic scold

I could do a passable moonwalk in socks on linoleum but if I put on one glove I had to take off one sock

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

There is hiding yourself and there is hiding from yourself; the former is often

Money can’t buy me love; Bitcoin doesn’t need to

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste