What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
Hey mister, that Deep Blue is some deep shit I know, that’s why we’re
People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
Everybody impersonates who they used to be but only some are impostors
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
