Google Glass never took because smart phones are a prosthetic for the hands not the eyes
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
