When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Ignorance is bliss but playing dumb hollows out the abyss

The days of having a cold spell have given way to the era of casting a cold spell