Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage
That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery
Loving others is the only sure sou… Why do we love them? Just for being there and enabling…
The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
You’ll know you’re but a prop In someone else’s mise en scene When, after the photo op And the choir’s said amen You’re left to close up shop
I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?