Unsatisfied with the miracle of li… Peaceful transfer of power in serv… The peace movement plans to establ… A mostly peaceful monopoly on powe…
We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code
The arts say What can’t be said While agitprop tells us What can be said In a game of
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off
What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
Guilt is intolerable which is why “I can explain everything” is processed into “I have a theory which explains ev…
There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…
Like a fine wine liberalism only rises to the subli… with a good pairing
The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria