All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

Maybe We’re all Late bloomers

The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

Only a fool believes that the river obeys the riverbed

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven