There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
People are like whales who have gotten sick of plankton
LL Cool J can’t live without his radio For me, it’s my patio
Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously
We’ll never win a power struggle But that’s never stopped us trying And we always end up tying Because our fates are tied togethe…
The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what
You can spend your life trying to understand why bad things happen to good people only to learn that good people do bad things
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged
Old habits are hard to break but impossible to make New habits, like flossing, are easy to make
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
He was a Murphy’s law and order R… Everyone who can be locked up will be locked up
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others