Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong
Whether or not God’s work Is a thankless task Is up to us
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
When success is made mandatory for all it becomes impossible for any
Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition
Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory
Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself
It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…
The second hardest thing in life Is facing the facts The hardest thing in life Is knowingly ignoring the facts So, people do the easy thing and i…
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control
Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…
