Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

The difference between God and ma… When we get up to our usual shenan… God always says Frankly my dear, I do give a damn

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

I ask God questions all the time and He never answers because He’s focused on listening Looking for answers I turned to ChatGPT

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…