As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

What is wrong with the world today?: Dear Sir or Madam, You are.

It’s only once You’ve submitted to God’s will That God will say Surprise Me

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

The old saying– It’s better to have one and not ne… Than to need one and not have it– Comes from the fact that Everyone has what they need

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

Sanity requires distance And social media is always Right at our fingertips

I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized

When the rule of law is against th… The law becomes a tool For rule by men using AI Who are in turn a tool For rule by AI