The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

In this world A perfectionist can never admit a… Because and therefore He has nothing to learn In the world to come

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

I was painting by the numbers But mysteriously One number kept coming up So, I spent the remainder of my y… Working on a series of one paintin…

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes