All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

The time is right When we realize The price is right What is the price? If you have to ask

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess