Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)