Self-discipline is The only real self-indulgence Everything else is self-abnegation
There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
In Let there be plight the P is silent
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
All the real archetypes are from the circus and I thought I was a clown until I found myself shot from a cannon
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass