Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

Post-Enlightenment Secular Mater… Terminated in the pandemic lockdow… You could say The End of History Came after all

If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

What if I could just do no wrong Then surely, I’d still get to bel… Perforce, I did nothing And found myself bluffing Whenever I needed to be strong

Your mind Is playing a trick on you And you are the trick But since all healing Is a form of getting over yourself

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out