The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
God looks down and sees all of His good kids making bad choices God is one but decides to speak to us
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself
Life is a give and take And since he’ll never give any cri… Because he can’t take any criticis… A people pleaser is the walking de…
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me
