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I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers

Excuse me, Are you still Taking excuses?

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack

Just as Tastes like chicken is code for I only want chicken I don’t know what I want

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

One woman’s sunk cost is another woman’s sunken treasure