I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting

We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic

Every writer has mistaken his shotgun for a rifle– He may hit where he aims but he will also surely miss In discharging his will to power

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously

God is hard to know– That’s how you know He is God And how He knows you care Whereas the devil doesn’t care How you found him

The only thing more threatening th… Is change So, the most courageous person is… Stands up in public and announces… What counts as change?

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

One of my favorite Peloton instru… Said the following: “You don’t get stronger during the… You get stronger when you recover” By workout I take him to mean

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me