Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
100% of success is showing up on time
For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors
You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it
I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
If you make the mistake of believi… there’s no room for error the surest way to avoid making ano… is to keep making the same mistake
On paper Scratch that On screen The devil looks unbeatable Since odds always favor
Eat, drink And be merry But don’t drink And derive
There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:
Growing up was hard enough when we just had cliques not today’s clicks upon cliques
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
