I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

We crave connection Because we need it But we are addicted to social medi… Because it’s the last thing we nee… Social media mediates attention

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

I risked loss And lost; I win

The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor

In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

An antisemite is someone who sees… And wants to keep it for himself So hear me, antisemites– Your obsession Does not make us

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

Individual psychology is formed by… to lead the group into competition and it is only through the struggle between groups that the individual experiences

The Declaration of Independence w… revised to guarantee life, security and the pursuit of criminals

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch