If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being

For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job

There is no Status quo But there is Status

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Actually, we all died in the pande… Life– I can’t afford not to Pandemic life– I can’t afford to… The afterlife– I can’t afford not…

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Father knows best practice is to ask your mother

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them