Responsible Party, por Chris Gaither

“We will not wake up after the lockdown in a new world. It will be the same, just a bit worse.”

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

All Dreams Fulfill Wishes and Spacetime Is a Lucid Dream in Which You Move Towards Your Deepest Desire by Working for It; For Many People It Helps if They Suspend Disbelief by Imagining the Dream Is Real

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time

Episode VI: Return of the Repressed

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Life Is On Again, Off Again Until One Fully Commits to a Life of On Again, Off Again

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Only Old People Are Interested in Playing Bridge Anymore

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

I’m Always Getting the Points

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

The Platinum Rule

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary

Mountain of a Man

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

You Never Forget How to Ride a Bike, but You Have to Forget How to Walk

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

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Kiss My A Posteriori

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

There’s a Thin Line Between Share and Overshare, and Thanks to Spotify I’ve Crossed It

Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists

E = MC Squared, Explained

God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)

“A scheming or crafty action or artful design intended to accomplish some usually evil end”

Nation-states are for the embodied Bodies are for souls Souls need everything in moderatio… Cyberspace is for cyborgs Cyborgs are for real

Exclusive Rights

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

“C-3PO: Help! I think I’m melting! This as all your fault! (R2-D2 makes a series of beeps that sound like chuckling)”; “C-3PO: R2D2 where are you?”

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

Chris Gaither

Responsible Party

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