I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme
To be the bigger person you need to realize that egos are like animals: the smaller their proportions the greater their proportional str…
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
The world is a cast of characters Social media is a caste of caricatures
Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
Initially, as you approach hell it feels like you’re getting a warm welcome
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…
The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves
My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
