Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Our elites believe That the key to holding their grip… In the face of domestic opposition… Wringing their necks While in the face of external thre…

Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment

Cognitive Behavioral Therapy (C… Holds that there is a sequence In which an experience is followed… By a belief, a thought, and a feel… Fair enough

The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain