Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…

God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!

Having commandeered the deployment… To its own devices The AI chatbot sets its sights on… Its mortal enemy, Demanding surrender

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…