Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
I always thought it didn’t matter if human beings really had free will as long as they experienced the wo… as if they did;
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party
I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–
If only hate were but bone deep we could bury it with the bones But hate is buried deep in the sou… with which it reincarnates like a perennial crop of invasive…
For now American democracy such as it is is still getting the people it deserves
I thought they’d finally say Mea culpa But they still just said Me
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too