It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
If you Buy it You might Like it
Modern research methods have detec… that there’s no such thing as a ba… leaving scientists puzzled as to w… the whole bunch is still spoiled
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
Life used to be hard And that’s how we liked it So much that we used to say Hurry up and wait In the understanding that
All the games people play Are iterations of the same game: Playing along Playing along is a language game And the only way to win the game
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries
No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people