Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

God is the only Subject Who see things objectively So, God’s object Is to change the subject And God knows that, like Him, we…

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock

My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…

Faith is an act of will power And since faith isn’t knowledge Because it necessarily involves do… For now, the act is always a predi… I will believe