Our phones are latched to our face… Exactly like the Facehugger in Al… Rendering us passive As our phones insert the bioweapon We call fear
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again
The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
No one seems to see (least of all me) that being all you can be isn’t about clutching superiority– it’s for abjuring mediocrity
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
Our big mistake is thinking a leap of faith is a tandem parachute jump where God pulls the parachute and you float gently down
Home is where you go and you have to take their shit-eating grin
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…
My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone